900 hipster hoppy minutes

Max, Paul, and Jessica sit around the table. Paul brings up a beer bottle.

Paul: Here is a Catshark Tail 900 Minutes very imperial IPA. Very hoppy stuff!

Jessica: Why 900 minutes?

Max: That's something with hops. And the more hops, the better!

Jessica: Like my brother. Pours too much hot sauce on everything. Can't taste anything but hot.

Max: I can taste more than bitterness.

Paul: I like the hop flavor.

Jessica: Hipster hoppy...