Max, Paul, and Jessica sit around the table. Paul brings up a beer bottle.
Paul: Here is a Catshark Tail 900 Minutes very imperial IPA. Very hoppy stuff!
Jessica: Why 900 minutes?
Max: That's something with hops. And the more hops, the better!
Jessica: Like my brother. Pours too much hot sauce on everything. Can't taste anything but hot.
Max: I can taste more than bitterness.
Paul: I like the hop flavor.
Jessica: Hipster hoppy...