Beer ad chicks
Why are there always hot chicks in bad beer ads?
A TV ad for light beer on.
TV: Lighty Light! The light beer you can actually drink!
Max: Why are there always hot chicks in bad beer ads? Isn't it weird?
Paul: Doesn't matter! I look at the cutie over there and I don't care what she drinks.
Max: Unless it's Lighty...
Paul: No. I don't care. She looks smart. She's not a super model. She can have good beer.
Paul: That model can't switch beers, and she's not even here. She is trapped in a bad beer ad. Screw hot chick beer ads! Go for cute local girls!
Max: Ok, go tell her.
Paul: Well... maybe in a few real beers.