A beach in every beer

A bottle of beer sits next to the tropical beach.

A beach in every bottle. Find your own beach.

Max spits out his beer: Yuck, this has sand!

Paul makes a disgusted face: This tastes totally salty!

Max pours out his beer, looking at what else comes out of the bottle: Cigarette butts, broken shells, dead crabs...

Paul holds his beer against the light to inspect it: Is that a used condom or sea weed?

Max, disappointed: Can we just have beer in beer bottles?

Paul: As if these guys ever had real beer...