Max, Paul, and Jessica sit around the table.
Max: Hey Jessica, try this one! Rocky mountain oyster stout!
Paul: You are not helping...!
Max: Why not? If she drinks that she clearly has no problem with the creativity in craft beer, and you keep her, and that's the whole point, right? I am just speeding things up!
Jessica: Stout? Wussy-boy. I bet all that roasted malt masks the extra ingredient's flavors.
Jessica: I heard you crafties like weird stuff in beer, so I brought some too. Try this spinach wheat. Or the serrano pilsner!
Max: Yuck. Vegetable.
Jessica: Here you can really taste the special ingredient!
Paul: Should we try another one from my list instead?
Jessica: Psst, why did you decide to keep him?