Equipment needed?

At the homebrew store, Paul tries to figure out what equipment he needs for homebrewing.

Paul: Do I really need all that new equipment for brewing? I mean, I already got a pot, and a bucket, and a garden hose...

Homebrew store employee: Course not! If you're fine with making dumpling dark, California cleaning common, and garden hose geuze. That bacteria in the old hose probably make for a great sour funk...