Max is sitting at his laptop, reviewing beers for his YouTube channel. Paul stands behind him.
Video: This beer takes us on a twisted trip through the depths of the fiery pits of a hell of a roast drum, through the tormenting hot winds of the grain floor, right into the drowning whirlpool of the mash tun, squeeze sparged till death, to the void emptiness of the bottle.
Max: I'm combining reviews to save time. This should get some metal heads hooked. Ok, done. Next. Pass me that Awaken Water wit, will you?
Paul: That's an... uh... unique review.