Max sits at the table and records himself with his phone as Paul enters with a beer can in his hand.
Paul, passing Max the can: Hey Mr YouTube! This Pils was in the mail for you.
Max: What? Pils? Underhopped dishwater! I drink only IPAs!
Paul: Now say something nice about it.
Max records himself discarding the can: Nicely shaped can. Very round. Next!
Max: I don't have to say anything nice. This is a critical review, not some "we all are sooo good" touchy-feely hippie crap!
Max, recording himself again with his phone and pointing at the camera: I am a beer influencer now! Breweries, send the good stuff or suffer the consequences!