Max is watching a YouTube video on his laptop.
Video: Welcome to the next episode of the greatest beer channel ever! Remember that episode we had 5 years ago? Haha! That was so funny! And then he said...
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Max: As if I cared...
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...uh, and then, uh, I mean, what I said...
Max, slightly irritated: Wow, he says "uh" more often than he says "beer".
Video: Next up: we'll review five beers that are so local you cannot buy them anyway! Enjoy your jealousy!
Video: ...and now for the latest rare release by Utopivana brewing...
Max: Finally! The only thing I care in this video!
Video: Well, look at that, time's up for today, we're already a few minutes over! Guess Utopivana has to wait till next week!
Video: Don't forget to subscribe and signup for our newsletter!
Max: Aaaaargh! Delete! Unsubscribe! Mark as spam! Report as whatever!
Max closes the laptop: These YouTube videos are just a bunch of crap.
Max opens the laptop again: I'll start my own beer channel right away.