Brew what I want!
Reverse sales psychology.
At the homebrew store, Paul checks out the shelves. Paul: So many flavors, spices, stuff... Homebrew store employee: Stay away from that. Nothing on that shelf is for beginners like you. Paul: Is the red or the blue thermometer better? Homebrew store employee: Forget both. Just get a can of malt extract, that is idiot-proof. Paul: What is this stuff? Homebrew store employee: Just put it back. You cannot handle that anyway. Paul: Maybe in a few years, if you practice and do your homework and listen to your local homebrew store clerk. Paul: Screw that! You can't tell me anything! I'll just buy and brew whatever I want and there's nothing you can do! Homebrew store employee: What...? Paul: Take that! Homebrew store employee: Works every single time. Till he actually has a clue.
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