At the homebrew store, Max and Paul look into buying a starter kit.
Max: Shoot, these starter kits are expensive.
Paul: Let's play it safe and brew only pilsners.
Max: No way, only sour roasted funky hoppy crazy shit. You can buy your boring pilsner everywhere!
Max: I'll get my own kit! You will thank me some day!
Paul: I'll get my own, too, and you'll thank me!
Homebrew store employee: ...and I'll thank both of you.