Does this beer make me look witty?
Max, Paul, and Jessica sit around the table.
Paul: This is a Belgian style wit beer.
Max: After a few of those, everybody is witty!
Max: I thought I was pretty witty after 20 of these guys.
Paul: The officer seemed to disagree, though...
Paul: He thought you were just witfaced!
Jessica: If you're not dads yet you certainly got the humor down.
Max: Did you give her only a half wit?
Paul: Guess you need to try the Pun Pilsner!