Witty Wit

Max, Paul, and Jessica sit around the table.

Paul: This is a Belgian style wit beer.

Max: After a few of those, everybody is witty!

Max: I thought I was pretty witty after 20 of these guys.

Paul: The officer seemed to disagree, though...

Paul: He thought you were just witfaced!

Jessica: If you're not dads yet you certainly got the humor down.

Max: Did you give her only a half wit?

Paul: Guess you need to try the Pun Pilsner!