Paul and Max are sitting at the kitchen table, an empty beer glass in front of each.
Paul: Corona is just Mother Nature collecting the debt of capitalism and punishing us for destroying the planet!
Max: Hippie crap. That's like saying we have corona cause Greta doesn't like SUVs.
Paul: Uh... 5G technology causes weird cosmic imbalances and that in turn causes corona.
Max: Bill Gates and the CIA created corona to rule the world, cause it didn't work back then when they tried with MS DOS!
Paul is silent, Max grins.
Paul gets up: Ok, you win. I'll get the next beer.