Jessica: Jessica, Paul, and Max come home from shopping, carrying as much as they can.
I'm not panic buying, I just like to buy bulk.
What if Corona strikes back and we get a 2nd wave of infections?
I'm not panic buying, I'm just thirsty.
Max: Much Malt
I never buy panics anyway.
Bubba writes hate mails: Die, virologist! That will teach them! You can pry my virus from my cold, dead... hold on.
Trump is Trump: Fake news! China is behind this! Everything is fine and I'm the finest! Pass me another glass of sanitizer!