Paul and Max sit at a table.
Paul: This place looks nice. How did you find it?
Max: This is one of the "broken homepage" places.
I ordered Rolling Waves, an amber, not a stout.
Paul: This isn't the IPA I ordered, this looks like a wheat.
Waiter: Sorry, couldn't read the tap handle.
Paul: This is expired.
Waiter: Sorry, I couldn't read the best before date.
Paul: This is the wrong beer again.
Waiter: Sorry, couldn't read the label, I forgot my glasses.
Waiter: Sorry, I usually don't work as a waiter, I'm web designer. You know what? I'll give you a special code for lightylight.com