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Paul and Max sit at a table.

Paul: This place looks nice. How did you find it?

Max: This is one of the "broken homepage" places.

I ordered Rolling Waves, an amber, not a stout.

Paul: This isn't the IPA I ordered, this looks like a wheat.

Waiter: Sorry, couldn't read the tap handle.

Paul: This is expired.

Waiter: Sorry, I couldn't read the best before date.

Paul: This is the wrong beer again.

Waiter: Sorry, couldn't read the label, I forgot my glasses.

Waiter: Sorry, I usually don't work as a waiter, I'm web designer. You know what? I'll give you a special code for lightylight.com