Hackers print the internet

Paul: Did you see the news? Russian hackers spy on our brewpubs!

Max: What, stealing, err downloading the menus?

Paul: Only a real hacker could probably get anything from these blank pages!

Max: Or someone with less finicky browser settings than you...

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Russian boss: Dmitry, what's with beer page? All blank!