Cannot read
Can you read the menu if you cannot read the web page?
Max: Just because of your finicky browser settings we never go to new places!
Paul: Pragmatic, not finicky.
Paul: If I can't read the homepage, I probably can't read the menu either. I could die from thirst sitting there not knowing what to order!
Max: And yet again the web designer scared away a customer...
Paul: People who design such pages probably drink Lighty Light only anyway!
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