Smartass

During the BeerCraftery brewery tour, tour guide Kevin meets the homebrewer in the audience.

Home brewer: I had that fermenter in the garden a few years ago. Can only take so much pressure.

Kevin thinks: I rather have 10 Lighty Light fans

Home brewer: Well, that's not quite right. At ph levels below 4.5 the amylase...

Kevin thinks: ...than one home brewer.

Home brewer: Careful with those tubes. I read on the internet that...

Kevin thinks: Only one of them will come back as well...

Home brewer: Really? You brew that Märzen again? Let me give you my Märzen recipe...

Kevin thinks: ...but he won't be as obnoxious.