Pot differences

The sales guy at the homebrew store explains the different pots to Paul.

Homebrew store employee: Your brew pot makes a huge difference in your brew day!

Homebrew store employee: Regular pot vs pot with a tap...

Paul: Boy beer or girl beer?

Homebrew store employee: ... with a false bottom...

Paul: Will that leak?

Homebrew store employee: ... with a built-in thermometer...

Paul: Ok, don't brew with a fever.

Homebrew store employee: ... and digital fill level indicator.

Paul: To see if the pot is full?

Paul: Ok, but the taste?

Homebrew store employee: For beginners? Chose from meh with good looks and meh with a hurting back.