Pot differences
How fancy is your pot?

Transcript
The sales guy at the homebrew store explains the different pots to Paul.
Homebrew store employee: Your brew pot makes a huge difference in your brew day!
Homebrew store employee: Regular pot vs pot with a tap...
Paul: Boy beer or girl beer?
Homebrew store employee: ... with a false bottom...
Paul: Will that leak?
Homebrew store employee: ... with a built-in thermometer...
Paul: Ok, don't brew with a fever.
Homebrew store employee: ... and digital fill level indicator.
Paul: To see if the pot is full?
Paul: Ok, but the taste?
Homebrew store employee: For beginners? Chose from meh with good looks and meh with a hurting back.