People look like their pets
But what do you look like if you don't have a pet?

Transcript
Paul and Max are walking into a bar.
Max: They say, dog owners look like their dogs! Haha!
The other patrons are a guy with round chin and small forehead, holding a snifter. At a table sits a guy with a boxish head, holding a beer stein, and a short thick guy with a round mug-like glass. Next to the table is a skinny blond guy with a wheat bear glass. Next to him is his buddy with a very narrow face holding a tall slim Kölsch glass.