Not even the worst

In the BeerCraftery beer garden, Paul and Max get engulfed in exhaust as a guy parks his convertible next to their table.

Paul: Hey?!

Max: (cough)

Driver: Oh. No parking. Huh. Probably not enforced today.

Driver: I need to catch the tour, you know. Done it many times, but they always want me back.

Driver: Haha, well, gonna get an IPA with diet coke first... IPA is just nasty without diet coke!

Employee from the front desk: I'm soo sorry. You were not the worst guest.

Max: Guess I can't even pull that off...