Litwinenko stout Beers around the world, today: Litwinenko Polonium Stout. Transcript A beer ad: Brewed with real KGB polonium! Comes in a solid lead bottle, under seal. Strictly limited edition. Collector's item! by Vladimir's wee brewery, right behind the kremlin Russian imperial dictator stout Beers around the world Great for aging (give it ~1 million years) The last stout you'll ever buy! Goes great with sushi!