As boring as him? Ever thought there could be someone as boring as the Most Boring Man In The World? Transcript Somewhere in a seedy bar, the barkeep shrugs at the TV showing the most boring man in the world. Barkeep: ...think anybody will ever be as boring again as him? The most boring Junior stares holes in the air. Most boring junior: I guess I could pull it off... Tres I Griegas chick: For sure with enough Tres I Griegas!