Dark beers

Max browses the shelves at the beer store.

Signs at the shelf say: Dark beers

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Interested, Max keeps going. The sign on the next shelf says: Even darker beers

Max briefly stops as a sign pointing down the stairs reads: Gloomy beers

In a dirty cellar with cobwebs and a skull on top of the shelf, a ladder leads down a hole in the floor, with a sign pointing down: Pitch black beers

At the bottom of the ladder Max finds himself in a cave with beer bottles next to burning fires, where a sign reads;

Probably sinister beers

Max, grabbing a little demon and shaking it: Idiot! You can't keep beers at temperatures like this!