Can't pay with money

In search of dark beers, Max investigates the caves way below the beer store's basement.

Suddenly a voice interrupts Max: Deep under the beer store's basement.

Hi... I am... Toby.

Toby gestures to a fully stocked beer fridge: Look at all these beers. Which one would you like?

With a smug grin, Toby asks: You can buy any beer you like. But I don't want money.... if you know what I mean?

Excited Toby continues: My wheat beer glass broke! I'm almost out of toilet paper! I've misplaced the bottle opener. And I could really use a big juicy burger!