Cock steam Eisbock

Paul and Max are standing at their mash tun.

Paul: You dumped in way too much ice!

Max, shrugging: So what? Call it an Eisbock!

Paul: And then you heated as if you wanted to power a steamboat!

Max: Just call it a steam ale!

Paul, angry: And throwing in the frozen peas and chicken! What were you thinking?!

Max: Historic cock ale!

Max, excited, as Paul facepalms: Cock pea steam eisbock! Awesome! With step infusion mashing we invented a new beer style!