Allergy virus

Max is waiting at the table. Paul comes with two glasses of beer.

Paul: Here, this round is on me!

Paul sneezes, spitting all over the beers he carries: Aaah-chooo!

Max's grin is wiped off his face: Paul hated his allergies like everybody else, but with the covid19 panic they came in handy.

Uh, you drink my IPA. I'll go get a pils. Always wanted to try that anyway.