Peppercorn porter

At the meeting of the Salads, the local homebrewing club, Max hands out his new beer.

Max: Here's peppercorn porter.

Homebrewer: Cool!

I was too lazy to peel the pepper corns. So I used pepper spray.

Homebrewer breathes fire.

Max: I figured, well, it's unorthodox, but "relax, don't worry, have a homebrew", right?

I even asked if you liked spicy!

Homebrewer, already leaving: Put the toilet paper in the fridge, Mr Napalm!