At the meeting of the Salads, the local homebrewing club, Max hands out his new beer.
Max: Here's peppercorn porter.
I was too lazy to peel the pepper corns. So I used pepper spray.
Homebrewer breathes fire.
Max: I figured, well, it's unorthodox, but "relax, don't worry, have a homebrew", right?
I even asked if you liked spicy!
Homebrewer, already leaving: Put the toilet paper in the fridge, Mr Napalm!