Age check
I keep getting compliments all the time.
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Cashier: Bottle of hop clobber imperial IPA? Can I see an ID?
Too young to drink.
Kid thinks: crap.
Just old enough to drink.
Just 21 year old, with a smug grin: Sure thing, knock yourself out!
Twice the age of the cashier.
Old guy feeling flattered: Oh, you're so kind.
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