Glued free beer activist

A guy is standing at the end of the bar.

Bartender: We're closing in 10 minutes.

Guy, squeezing glue in his palm: Haha, I'll glue myself to the bar and have free beer all night!

At night the guy tries in vain to reach the tap handles, stretching from his glues spot, but cannot reach them.

Caption: Somehow this worked better for climate activists, but at least it made sure the BAC stayed under 1.5.