Why the FBI searched Trump's house
What really counts.

Transcript
Paul and Max are having a beer.
Max, bored: FBI searched Trump's house? Meh. Politics. Who cares? Did Trump swipe a can of beer from the oval fridge?
Did he try to destroy Obama's legacy by deleting the White House beer recipe web page? I copied that long ago.
Paul, nonchalantly: Maybe he stole secret recipes they had on Aliens and their beers? Alien Ale anybody?
Max, jumping up: Search his house again, and his hotels and offices! Everything! I knew it!
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