Which beer do you want?

Paul: Which of my homebrews would you like to try?

Girl: Oh, I don't know, whatever...

Paul: What appreciation of my work...

First guy: One without off-flavors, haha!

Paul: Douche.

Second guy: What do you recommend?

Paul: Recommend? I don't know what you like!

Third guy: What do you recommend for someone who likes Lighty Light?

Paul: Water.

Fourth guy: What do you recommend for someone who likes malty lagers with medium alcohol levels?

Paul: Let's get married and have lots of malty beers!