Jehovah's witnesses ring the doorbell and Max opens.
Witness: Good day, we'd like to talk to you---
Max slams the door in their face.
... about beer!
As the witnesses grin smugly, Max opens the door again.
The witnesses sit buzzed at the table fill of beer bottles, cans, and glasses, as Max brings more beer: ... and next up is yet another imperial stout. Try this and then this one. This one has more roasted aroma. The BJCP style guide says on this one...
Witness: Ok, we're in, Oh my. But at what price...