Paul and Max are sitting at a beer. Paul is holding a half-finished glass. Max has a freshly poured glass in front of him and a bottle in his hand.
Max, waving at his beer glass: Look at that! How masterfully I poured that beer! Just that head alone is total beer porn!
Max, holding the bottle up and eyeing the bottom: And the bottle is empty, only the yeast residue is left! I'm so great today!
Paul, while Max drinks: Ok, I get it, think positive... but don't you think you're setting the bar too low here?
Max, excited, while Paul rolls his eyes: Finished! Look! I finished it! I am such an alpha drinker!