TABC complaint

Max stands in line for a beer at the bar.

Bored he notices a sign on the wall: If you have a complaint about the sale or service of alcoholic beverages in this establishment, contact the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission P.O. Box 13127, Austin TX 78711, or call 1-888-THE-TABC

Max, on his cell: Hello, TABC? The line is way too slow. Some beers have no head, and they don't even serve my favorite beer!

Max, to himself: ...and then they wonder why nobody likes the TABC...