Shock: What Paul's ex beer says
If the yellow press would write about beer.
A magazine cover shows Max staring angrily at Paul. National IMBIBER If the yellow press would write about beer. Scandal! Fridge set too WARM! SHOCK!!! Friends worry: On Fridays, Max drinks only 13 beers! Fresh IPA: only 6 months to live! What Paul's ex BEER says! Darkest secrets: Black IPA EXPOSED to air: beer has terrible off-flavors The whole TRUTH about Max' FRUIT BEER! $12floz
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