Shock: What Paul's ex beer says

A magazine cover shows Max staring angrily at Paul.

National

IMBIBER

Scandal! Fridge set too WARM!

SHOCK!!!

Friends worry: On Fridays, Max drinks only 13 beers!

Fresh IPA: only 6 months to live!

What Paul's ex BEER says!

Darkest secrets: Black IPA

EXPOSED to air: beer has terrible off-flavors

The whole TRUTH about Max' FRUIT BEER!

$12floz

If the yellow press would write about beer.