A magazine cover shows Max staring angrily at Paul.
If the yellow press would write about beer.
Scandal! Fridge set too WARM!
Friends worry: On Fridays, Max drinks only 13 beers!
Fresh IPA: only 6 months to live!
What Paul's ex BEER says!
Darkest secrets: Black IPA
EXPOSED to air: beer has terrible off-flavors
The whole TRUTH about Max' FRUIT BEER!