Oxymoron day

With a beer bottle in hand, Max comes to the table, where Paul is already sitting with a beer.

Max: Man, I had my selfie taken today! I need a fresh lager and some gourmet pizza!

Paul: Do you want black Kölsch, malty IPA, or white stout?

Max: This bottle says it's the best draft beer!

Paul: I'll rather have a Biegenzock, it has a new legendary look!

Caption: On oxymoron day the puns were most optimal.