With a beer bottle in hand, Max comes to the table, where Paul is already sitting with a beer.
Max: Man, I had my selfie taken today! I need a fresh lager and some gourmet pizza!
Paul: Do you want black Kölsch, malty IPA, or white stout?
Max: This bottle says it's the best draft beer!
Paul: I'll rather have a Biegenzock, it has a new legendary look!
Caption: On oxymoron day the puns were most optimal.