Obituary

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Obituary: Kölsch 3, age 5 weeks, passed away surrounded by friends and family. It was blessed with a happy life in the cozy cold of the kegerator.

A yummy, fizzy beer that made people happy, Kölsch 3 enjoyed being served in the community. Kölsch 3 is survived by its brothers, Kölsch 4 and Wit 1.

In lieu of flowers send malt, hops, and yeast.

For funeral services bring sanitizer and a keg brush.