New year's resolutions

Paul and Max sit around the table.

Paul: Next year I'll lead a healthier life style.

Max: Good! Avoid industry beers. Stick with craft, where you know what you'll get!

Paul: And work out more often!

Max: I bet you with only a little bym training you can put away 20 pints a night.

Paul: And I will also save money.

Max: Many bars have great customer rewards programs!

Jessica comes over and asks: What about "cut back on alcohol" maybe?

Max: Are you nuts? That would ruin all his other exciting resolutions!

Paul: Let's get started!

Jessica: Realistic resolutions, recommended by the friendly brewmaster next door...