New year's resolutions
Make sure your resolutions are realistic!
Paul and Max sit around the table.
Paul: Next year I'll lead a healthier life style.
Max: Good! Avoid industry beers. Stick with craft, where you know what you'll get!
Paul: And work out more often!
Max: I bet you with only a little bym training you can put away 20 pints a night.
Paul: And I will also save money.
Max: Many bars have great customer rewards programs!
Jessica comes over and asks: What about "cut back on alcohol" maybe?
Max: Are you nuts? That would ruin all his other exciting resolutions!
Paul: Let's get started!
Jessica: Realistic resolutions, recommended by the friendly brewmaster next door...
See also: bym