If airlines were running bars
Cause why should you pay for the chair for the fat guy next to you?
Paul slides on the bench, Max takes a bar stool. Bartender: Bar stool and padded corner seat... $2 and $3.50. What do you want to drink? Max: Any specials? Paul: Uh, I'll have a pale ale. Bartender: $5. With glass? Make it $6.50. Bartender, turning to Max: Specials? We had some IPA for $1, but the 3 glasses are already gone. Now it's $7. If airlines were running bars Max: Ok. Bartender, putting the beer in front of Paul and Max: Remember, $10 convenience fee when I hand you the beer. Don't forget to tip!
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