Paul and Max are sitting at the table, somewhat buzzed. Max sneakily dumps a beer under the table. Jessica comes with more beer.
Jessica: Here, have another one. You had only two today! And yesterday you drank only four. Pay attention to what you body needs. It's good for you! Just think of all the vitamins and minerals. Here, take that IPA! You always like IPA, don't you? At least try it! You'll like it! No pudding till you clear that tankard! Two more beers! One more bottle, just for me! It's just like candy!
If "5 a day" was about to beer