At the meeting of the Salads, the local homebrew club. Paul passes around a bottle of homebrewed beer.
Paul: Here is an extract ale we made a few weeks ago.
First home brewer: Extract? Well, nice, but for me it really changed when I moved to mini mash.
Second home brewer: Mini mash? Please... for me it really changed when I moved to all-grain.
Third home brewer: All-grain? Sure, but for me it really changed when I milled the grain myself.
Fourth home brewer: Mill? Grow! For me it really changed when I grew my own malt.
Fifth home brewer: For me it really changed when I genetically engineered my own yeast strain.
Max: For me it will really change when you actually try the beer.