Food goggles
If you need to have beer goggles for anything, just go home.
Transcript
Later that night...
Max: Hm, I'm getting the munchies...
Paul: What about Tortured Tacos over there?
Max: Well, I don't like their food when I'm sober, and when I've had enough to eat it, they're closed.
Paul: If you need beer goggles...
Max: Doesn't have to be perfect, just edible...
Paul: ...just keep drinking, skip the culinary one night stand, and go home. You'll thank yourself tomorrow.
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