Food goggles
If you need to have beer goggles for anything, just go home.
Later that night... Max: Hm, I'm getting the munchies... Paul: What about Tortured Tacos over there? Max: Well, I don't like their food when I'm sober, and when I've had enough to eat it, they're closed. Paul: If you need beer goggles... Max: Doesn't have to be perfect, just edible... Paul: ...just keep drinking, skip the culinary one night stand, and go home. You'll thank yourself tomorrow.
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