Digital assistants

Paul and Max are sitting at the table, empty glasses in front of them. Paul's phone lies next to his glass.

Paul: My phone knows what beer I like.

Paul: It has my credit card information.

Max: Are you saying...

Paul: Why do I even have to say this? Cortana, I am disappointed. You see that my glass is empty! Still you let me suffer thirst! Why? Oh, why???

Max screams at his phone: Siri! Quick! Go get us more beer!!!