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She was frustrated.
How can I ever meet someone when I am so busy checking out all these new craft bars and breweries?
On our first date, she brought a sixpack of my favorite craft beer instead of flowers. I was immediately in love! I've had it with girls who have only Lighty Light in the fridge.
Finally someone who is still interesting after ten beers!
Finally someone who is already interesting before ten beers!
At last someone who likes the same hops as I do!
She doesn't drink lite and she's still no craft snob! I'm in love!
Wine snobs just don't get it.