Boris Johnson goes to the beer garden
Remember back then, when this was newsworthy?

Transcript
Paul and Max are at home watching the news on TV.
June 2020.
TV new caster: Boris Johnson announced he'll visit the beer garden tonight.
Paul: What a douche.
Max: Finally someone helping all the poor pubs and bars and such.
June 2021.
TV new caster: Boris Johnson announced he'll visit the beer garden tonight.
Max: You don't say. Well, I guess let's just go somewhere else then.