Black Friday

Paul is sitting at the table when Max comes in.

Max, somewhat in a bad mood: Too many pushy, nasty people, it's insane! Good stuff was already gone. I got up early, drove all over town, and still I don't know if the prices are actually any good!

Paul: I just got a six pack yesterday. Probably didn't save anything on the price, but certainly on the stress.

Max, slightly annoyed: You just don't understand Black Friday.

Paul, calmly taking a sip of beer: Oh yes, I totally do.