All empty
Philosophy, the half full or half empty glass, and a simple answer.
Paul rises his glass and stares at it: Philosophical questions as old as time: Is the glass half empty or half full? Max snatches the glass from Paul's hand and downs it: All empty! Haha! Paul: I was that close to solving a major philosophical question... Max: Pragmatism: 1, Philosophy: 0!
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