Zymurgic horoscope
For the brewer, there's scrubbing and a homebrew in the future.
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A newspaper clipping: The horoscope for your zymurgic sign
Hops Finally, the long wait in the freezing cold is over. Welcome warmth in your life! The sudden change may feel dissolving. Just go with the flow.
Yeast Good years are coming! A rich environment awaits you, in a bright tank, overflowing with joy. You will be surrounded by family. Expect new family members.
Malt Next weekend will be stressful. It will get hot. You may feel drained, but stay on track. You will emerge washed and clarified, rid off starches and sugars. Avoid chickens, horses, and cows.
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