Paul and Max are sitting at the table.
Paul: Haha, had I gotten a case of white IPAs, we would have a white xmas now! Get it?
Max, enraged, jumping out of his chair, foaming at the mouth: Bad puns and no beer? Are you kidding me?! Aaargh!!!
Paul: Good I got three cases of that white IPA. This year we are having a white xmas!
Max, quietly smiling: As long as you keep the beer coming I'll sit through all your silly puns and even smile awkwardly.
Caption: Grammar saves lives. Avoid the subjunctive.