What every beginning homebrewer needs

Paul: Hey Mike, want to try our new homebrew?

Mike: Sure!

Paul: It has a bit of weird metallic aftertaste, and it's a bit on the skunky side. We also did not hit our target OG, and it's too low on hops, but it's way over-carbonated, though.

Mike: But it's still beer, and it's free? I like it!

Paul: Every beginning homebrewer needs a Mike or two...

Mike: Awesome! Got more?